AISubs v3.7
You're kidding me! Stop it!
- What's up? - Oh, the set!
My hair's too dry, so I'm doing a quick recovery.
- I'll do it for you. - I can't do it like this.
- It's a long way down. - It is, Tetsuya.
- What is it? - What do you mean "what is it?"
- I want you to look normal. - Tetsuya, I'm starting to look normal.
- What's wrong with "normal"? - I'm trying to do a YouTuber-like recovery.
"YouTuber-like recovery"!
You're the most handsome guy I've ever seen.
- Huh? - You always look like a rich guy.
- Look, I'm a rich guy. - Are you a rich guy or a pistachio-respecting guy?
- You're kidding me! - You're kidding me!
I'm a YouTuber, but I started my business recently.
- So I don't have any more YouTuber pride. - No, no, no!
- You're a YouTuber, but you're a coffee shop and a love shop. - What's wrong with that?!
- But once you start, you'll feel responsible for it. - That's right.
- So I want you to do it properly. - That's right.
Since you two are running a shop, I thought we'd give it a try here.
- I'll do it. Do you want me to do it? - No, no!
- Look at me. I'm wearing glasses and I'm a beginner. - That's a random reason.
What should I do? I can't find it.
Was this claim true or not? Quiz!
- I'll say it one more time. - I've never heard of it!
Was this claim true or not?! Quiz!
- It's the same as usual. - Yeah, it's the same.
As the title says, we're going to ask people who run shops...
Were there any crazy claims?
We're going to have crazy customers as well.
We're going to ask you to guess whether or not there were any crazy claims.
There are four of them!
Yeah, there are only four of them...
- So we're going to start with the lowest one. - Oh, okay.
I guess it's related to claims...
- It's about claims... - Hm?
- At least. - Oh, that's good.
The most popular comment was on our sub-channel...
- About a cream brulee called "cream brulee"... - Huh? Was it called "cream brulee"?
- Yeah. - Oh, I got it!
- It was called "cream brulee"! - What?!
- I thought it was "cream brulee"! - Yeah, it was "cream brulee".
- So it wasn't "cream". - Yeah.
- Well, it says it's called "cream brulee" as well. - That's dangerous...
- LOL - Ryo-san, it's especially dangerous, right?
- Okay, you're going to make a delicious cream brulee... - Yeah.
- With a spoon, break open the hard part of the top with a "kon"! - LOL
Is that a set?
- Kon! - Okay!
- Can you hurry up and start? - LOL - Is that it?
- Kon! - Kon!
- Here I go! - Okay!
First one! This cream...
"Hoye"!
- Thank you for waiting! - What is it?
- It's a cream brulee. - LOL
- I couldn't work hard here. - It's good for you, but...
- This "uron" tea is delicious! - It's delicious, right? Our "uron" tea.
- Alright! - Oh, it's hot!
The weather is nice!
Let's walk!
Ouch! Ouch!
You bastard!
What do you want me to do?!
Your mistake!
You're licking my desk from my desk, you bastard!
You're licking it, aren't you?!
You bastard!
I'm sorry. I'll fix it.
Watch out, you bastard!
It's a big difference from oolong tea.
It's not over yet.
Yes, it is.
This oolong tea is delicious no matter how many times you come.
This oolong tea is oolong tea.
The weather is good!
The shampoo is good!
I am Alkisisi.
You son of a bitch!
Hook!
The taste is a little different.
It may be delicious only in oolong park.
You son of a bitch!
You!
Again!
Hey you! This way!
Huh?
It's yours! Show me the sign!
You came to our site again!
You! What did you do?
The shop on the opposite side is also looking good.
Go over there!
This is not good!
I know!
Please do something about it!
Calm down!
Please calm down!
Do something about it!
Oolong tea!
Show me the sign!
Go over there!
Oolong tea!
You!
Huh?
You!
Please calm down!
Do you want me to calm down?
It's oolong tea.
Do you want me to do it?
Oolong tea!
Please do something about it!
Please calm down!
Okay!
The first question is...
An old man who comes to stay in his house as soon as he sees something from the shop next to his house.
That policeman was crazy.
She was cute for a moment.
She was cuter than usual.
She had a really nice wig.
She was smooth.
She was like a real girl for a moment.
The reason has been decided.
Let's say it at the same time.
Yes.
Shout out and answer.
Yes.
Was there a claim now or not?
Which one?
One, two...
You were right!
I haven't heard it for a while.
I'm sure there are people in Japan who say something like that.
You're really noisy.
You're absolutely right.
If it's decided, there's no way it's not there.
If it's not there, it's a claim, isn't it?
It's not decided in Japan!
If it's not there, bring me something less likely.
What is this question?
Correct!
It's there!
It's something I hear a lot.
Like a persimmon tree.
By the way, I've been collecting questions and thinking about it.
If you collect claims that don't seem to exist like this, it's impossible.
But it's definitely there.
What do you mean by "it's definitely there"?
I'm sure there are people who say it's not there.
I'm sure there are a lot of people who are worried about this.
Yes.
The first question is correct.
Yes.
Let's move on to the next one.
Next, we'll talk about whether there were such customers or not.
Basically, whether there are claims or not, we'll talk about whether there were such customers or not.
Maybe it's not a claim video.
Come here!
I heard you were going to make a huge claim video.
That's why!
This is the second question.
It's a little scary.
Yes!
Seafood bowl.
Yes! Seafood bowl!
Please wait a moment!
Thank you for waiting.
Here's your seafood bowl.
Doesn't it look delicious?
Did you make it on purpose?
Oh! Accountant!
Yes! Accountant!
Thank you!
Accountant...
Accountant?
What?
Umm...
W-what's wrong?
What do you want me to do?
Accountant's picture...
It's so different from the real thing, isn't it?
Picture...
Oh!
This...
This is it, isn't it?
This...
I don't think...
W-what do you want me to do?
Umm...
W-what do you want me to do?
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yes, yes, yes...
Oh, no!
The second question is...
She ate a large seafood bowl and didn't pay with cash and grabbed a salmon and didn't move.
This is also a proper combination.
Yes.
Wow, it's just right, but it's weird.
No, you can say this at all.
Which one is it...
This person is in charge of cooking, but I don't want you to do it with your hair out of place.
I want to make a claim.
A claim here...
I want to make a claim to this person.
Wow, I'm lost.
It's not salmon, it's actually tuna.
There's no such thing.
Oh, I don't think so.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please answer.
This mountain visitor...
Was there?
Not!
One, two...
Was there?!
I couldn't hear you, so please go ahead.
Unlike this picture, it's already the number one claim.
Well, I'm sure there's a lot of claims like this seafood bowl.
But it's fake, right?
I was holding gas, too.
Hey, look at this!
That's true.
That way of thinking may be a little bit.
I was there.
I didn't say it.
I don't think there's anyone like this in the world.
Well, we're literary people, so we want to use this simple random number.
We want to say "there's no one like this in the world."
There's no one like this in the world.
When we think about it like this, we feel like we're going to go crazy.
I felt like it was a claim that you two came up with.
Well, that's true.
I felt like it was fake.
There's no one like this in the world.
I'll announce the correct answer.
There was...
...this customer!
There's no one like this in the world.
There is.
I think there is someone like this in the world.
It's either or.
Don't read weird stories.
Let's get into it right in front of you.
In worse cases, it's someone who doesn't seem like it.
That's also reading stories.
This is a little bit of my personal experience.
I've been silent for a long time.
When I finally asked him if he wanted to do something, he said, "What do you want me to do?"
That line was amazing.
It was very real.
And then...
He kicked me and I fell out of the car.
That's scary.
Maybe he's an expert in that kind of thing.
If you're sure of that, you can't sell it.
If you go to a restaurant and claim it, they won't tell you not to pay for it and you'll definitely try to sell it here.
That's a bad thing.
So, the second question was there.
Only this restaurant is wrong.
The third question!
By yourself.
You can't claim it, can you?
Here you are.
Thank you for waiting.
This is the product.
What's going on here?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's up?
I'm not a judge!
I asked for an egg mac and muffin.
The egg part is here, isn't it?
The muffin part is here, isn't it?
I asked for a mac and muffin!
A mac and muffin!
Tell me!
You want a mac and muffin, don't you?!
It's probably around here, isn't it?
Here you are.
Yes, yes.
It's hard.
A little play.
There was a little play.
The potato will burn!
A little play.
I don't want it at the end, Genryo.
I don't want it at all at the end.
So, we asked for an egg mac muffin.
Where is the mac part?
We asked if there were any customers who were very angry.
Please feel it.
I don't blame you.
It depends on how you say it.
I don't blame you.
So, where is the mac part of the egg mac muffin?
Please feel it.
There is no mac part!
I heard it, too.
Isn't there anyone?
You are talking too much.
I can't hear you.
This is not different from the previous one.
Why do you think there is?
I think it was because of the fact that Pun-san used to work at mac.
So you agreed to this claim because of the fact that Pun-san used to work at mac?
I think so.
I thought it was funny, like Ryo did.
I'm sure there's no McDay-ians who follow the manuals and stuff like that.
I mean, if you think someone's going to freak out and say "what the hell is this crazy guy doing?", you'll end up doing it.
You're freaking out, aren't you?
Since it's a product name, you can say it right away.
Yeah, you can say it right away.
- Are you the same, Ryo? - Yeah, I'm the same.
So, this time, it's a little unexpected.
Tetsuya is the only one who has it.
So, SEGA will give you a high-five.
This claim...
SEGA...
- There it is! - Alright!
As Tetsuya said, it's Poon's actual experience.
I didn't mention it in the video, but there's a whole story to it.
It was like a sale.
There's a sausage-egg-muffin and an egg-mac-muffin.
Sausage-egg-muffin consists of a sausage, an egg, and a muffin.
And the customer who bought two of them came to complain about the egg side of it.
I thought I shouldn't respond properly to this.
I think that's about it.
- Um... - He said it.
- He really did it. - He really did it.
I didn't panic.
This is the best solution.
As a result, it was the best solution.
It was like a real egg-muffin and I bought it.
This was interesting.
- The "mac" part... I don't know what it means. - I don't know either.
- Does this add up? - That was close!
- You learned it. - I learned it and ate it.
So, you can say "rrr" now, right?
RRR
This is the 4th question.
It's the latest question.
Please play it yourself!
- Here we go. - Self-movie playback.
Here it is!
- You're really good at "shisha". - Yeah.
Chill!
- Everyone's drinking a lot of "shisha" today, right, Hanjo? - That's right.
- It's nice to have a lot of customers. - Yeah.
Huh?
(sniffing)
I think we had...
(sniffing)
What's this smoke?
(sniffing)
We had this kind of smell?
No, I don't know.
What's this smell?
(sniffing)
It's not the smell of a car wash.
It's not the smell of a car wash, is it?
Yes.
Then...
(sniffing)
Huh?
Oh.
Oh!
(music)
Huh?
(music)
Huh?
Wow!
It's awesome!
Huh?
Car wash!
(sniffing)
Wow!
Manager, manager!
Hey!
Can I?
You know about car wash,
but you're...
(sniffing)
What are you going to do, manager?
(sniffing)
What's up?
Manager!
Let's go and stop him!
(sniffing)
Hey!
What are you doing?
You're car washing in a place like this!
You shouldn't do something like this!
You're nothing.
Get out of there!
Get out!
You're nothing!
You're nothing, you bastard!
You look like you're about to fly.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I've never seen anything like it.
It was surprisingly detailed.
He said "chill" again at the end.
I wanted to do this.
It was good, wasn't it?
I was satisfied with the first response.
I thought you laughed properly.
I'd like to see it again.
You're good today, too.
chill
"chill" is perfect.
That's right.
The angle of the hand and the expression...
It's perfect.
"chill"!
"chill" and "chigai" are different.
This is the last question.
What's the question?
A foreigner who knows "shisha bar".
Have you ever been there?
It's not bad at all.
It's not a complaint, is it?
It's just a bad customer.
It's like a complaint from a shop.
By the way, you don't know "atei".
It's a joke.
It's not good.
I don't know.
I know it's not good.
It's an atmosphere, isn't it?
It's like a textbook.
It's like someone you love says you don't know.
It's confusing.
I don't know.
I'm just doing it.
It's confusing.
It's more like a lie if you say it like this.
That's right.
So...
This "shisha bar"...
"chigai" and "chigai" are different.
Have you ever been there?
"chigai" and "chigai" are different.
"chill" and "chigai" are different.
I said "il".
"chigai" and "chigai" are different.
I'm just saying it like that.
I'm sure you've had a vague idea of "chigai" and "chigai" before.
I think there are three of us.
Can we exchange points?
If we have the same score, it's three of us.
There's a chance that Toshimitsu will win.
If we have the same score, I'll win.
It would be nice if we could exchange points.
But it's not what you think when you watch the video.
It's a strategic story of what you should do to win the game.
This kind of person is a dangerous customer.
Are you sure you don't want to change it?
I'm sure there are customers like that.
I have finished presenting this customer problem.
You don't have to make it so grand.
The correct answer is...
I didn't say it!
You don't have it!
I didn't say it!
I know you have it.
I'm sure you have it.
This time, it wasn't my love.
You made up a lie.
The content you made up is too real.
The response was very high.
There was no such thing.
There was a little behavior.
There was no such thing.
Did you use it or advance it?
It's a little debauch.
You failed to make up a lie.
How was it?
It's the same.
Please make up a lie.
I didn't mean to make up a lie.
As you saw,
I don't have a claim now.
Maybe I have something.
I'm sure you have it.
There are people who say such things.
For example, "This is a hotel."
This is a hotel.
This is a shower booth.
For example, "This is a cake shop."
"Where is the "r" part?"
Maybe you have it.
Please remember this video and respond.
There are more people fighting.
Please be careful.
Thank you very much!